Job hunting and not qualified
- Me: Next time he has a photoshoot, ask him if I can be his assistant.
- Friend: Unemployment opening up new careers or you just wanna see hot models?
- Me: LOL, in between jobs is the best time to try new things.
- Friend: You'll have to dress up like a 30 yo. harajuku girl and when anyone asks you anything, answer is cat noises. That's what his current assistant does. She's totally bizarre but I love her.
- Me: I can't match that.




