Kudos
Daniel: 5th year anniversary.
Me: Congrats, that's a long time. Most marriages end before that I think.
Daniel: ...
Me: Next stop, kids!
Daniel: I know.
Me: When you gonna start that family.
Daniel: Maybe in 5 years or so, still got more stuff to do first.
Me: How many kids?
Daniel: I want one, and then I want one Asian kid too.
Me: Umm, you're Swedish and Shareen's Egyptian. There's no Asian in that equation.
Daniel: There is if you help me.
Me: How?
Daniel: You know, give me some of your kudos and I'll make a half Swedish/Asian kid with it.
Me: WHAT?!?!
Daniel: Yeah, your kudos...
May 10th